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Le 12/02/2018 à 12h11
Bonjour,

Voici ma contribution afin d'essayer de publier une image suivant le nouveau tuto de Sherlock.

J'espère que chacun verra donc le résultat positivement...



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Le 12/02/2018 à 12h56
Hello Frenchy Cab,

Excellente ton initiative de mettre une note d'humour pour rompre avec la grisaille actuelle.

J'ai quelques perles aussi :



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Le 12/02/2018 à 14h20
Une autre pour le fun et pour donc dire merci à sherlock pour son tuto qui fonctionne!





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Le 12/02/2018 à 14h39
Une autre, une autre !!

La voici



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Le 12/02/2018 à 15h04
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Le 12/02/2018 à 22h01
:D :D Moi j'aime bien :D :D la balle de golf :D


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Le 05/04/2018 à 08h36
A 70 year old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.

After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:

“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:

“Paint my house.”



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Le 04/06/2018 à 15h25
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.

After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:

“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:

“Paint my house.”


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